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my-wayward-wolf:

thepretendr:

3 stages of drunk

1. No way

2. Yes way

3. Three way

4. Go away (i’m emotional and about to throw up)

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

davidfbello:


“keep the change, ya filthy animal”

davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex